Scout [BLU] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
freakinblur) wrote2011-02-20 05:53 pm
freakinblur) wrote2011-02-20 05:53 pm
43rd Inning
[Valentine's Day? Not a problem. Sure, getting your head screwed with is never fun, but it could have been a lot worse. Plus Scout should have totally realized that those memories were fake. Arshes Nei, a RED lady demo? Pa-lease. What a crazy concept. They're not called demo*women* after all.
Well, whatever. He got free dinner out of it, and that was pretty cool. At least it wasn't like last year where that mind-altering candy made him want to put the moves on the RED Pyro. Ew. Ewewewewew.
But today, another package arrives for Scout. He'd be suspicious - V-Day was hardly the first time Mayfield sent back wonky items - but this one comes in a tall, thin crate that's glowing. It's covered in various warning stickers from TF Industries like "FIRE HAZARD" and "WARNING: SHARP EDGES."
Well hey, that sounds pretty good.
Scout tears the crate open to find one bad-ass baseball bat alternative. He swings it around, grinning.]
What in God's name is this thing? Did it come from hell 'r somethin'? HEY, AI! C'MERE!
[Later, Mayfield will find him running about town or in the park, practicing with it. And occasionally accidentally lighting things ablaze with it. Whoops. Feel free to talk to him in either place, or when he's back on his porch!]
Well, whatever. He got free dinner out of it, and that was pretty cool. At least it wasn't like last year where that mind-altering candy made him want to put the moves on the RED Pyro. Ew. Ewewewewew.
But today, another package arrives for Scout. He'd be suspicious - V-Day was hardly the first time Mayfield sent back wonky items - but this one comes in a tall, thin crate that's glowing. It's covered in various warning stickers from TF Industries like "FIRE HAZARD" and "WARNING: SHARP EDGES."
Well hey, that sounds pretty good.
Scout tears the crate open to find one bad-ass baseball bat alternative. He swings it around, grinning.]
What in God's name is this thing? Did it come from hell 'r somethin'? HEY, AI! C'MERE!
[Later, Mayfield will find him running about town or in the park, practicing with it. And occasionally accidentally lighting things ablaze with it. Whoops. Feel free to talk to him in either place, or when he's back on his porch!]
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[He's staggering to his feet.]
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[Points to a nearby smoldering skeleton of a former bush.]
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I don't mind tryin' it on someone if ya wanna come at me again!
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