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I do not like to brag but building and developing technological products is my forte.

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Perfect! Yer tha man, Kiku. Ya think ya can whip up something we can bug the police station with, like a microphone 'r somethin'? Two if possible. One fer the downstairs floor, an' one upstairs. Somethin' that can broadcast to a radio maybe? It'd be tough enough ta put a recorder in there, as breakin' in once will be tricky enough, let alone tryin' ta get back in there to pick it up later. I'll do it if I gotta, though.

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It is possible but getting it to transmit on a secure frequency would be the difficult part.

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Ah, yeah, good point. Damn. OK, if they're recorders then, we'll just have ta leave 'em in there fer like a week, an' then pick 'em up later. We'll work around it. I'll think 'a somethin'! I'll uh, probably haveta ask Spy fer help gettin' in there one 'a the times.... [He doesn't sound too happy about that part.]

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This will cost money, of course.

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Oh yeah, no problem! You let me know how much ya need, an' I'll make it happen.

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I will visit the store and make some estimates in the meantime.

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Sweet! Thanks man, yer tha best!

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A-Ah...thank you.

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My kind is quite advanced when it comes to the creation of technological equipment.

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Awesome! hey, do you know Kiku? Uh, Japan? Whatevah. He's workin' on it too. Maybe we can get a team-up goin' here?

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...I know Japan, but not very well. He...does not seem to like aliens like myself.

But if he is willing to work with me, I am willing to team up, as you have stated.

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Well hey, I ain't turnin' down any help with this. I can handle distractin' Grady 'r plantin' the mic, but usually it's up ta Engie to make the electronics.

...wait, yer an alien?

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Yes, yes I am. Is this a problem?

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What? No, I mean, ain't like, a LOT of folks around here aliens, technically? Cuz people come from, like, different worlds 'n' shit? Naw man, it's cool!

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I am glad this is not a problem!

[[Oh god a pleased noise it's so odd sounding ahdsfkasjklh]]

I'm Tony. Who are you?

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[[Scout pretty much thinks all the random people from different worlds with their crazy powers are pretty neat. Granted, it took him awhile to believe and understand all of it.]]

I'm Scout. Kiku's gonna go take a look fer supplies an' get back ta me on what he can do. Ya might wanna talk ta him. Otherwise, we'll just meet up sometime 'n' get this shit in gear!

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Ah...he does like talking to me very much. You should ask him yourself. He tends to...run away screaming whenever he sees me.

[[Oh so sad he sounds SO SAD]]

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Really? He seems like a laid-back guy. Weird. Well if he wants ta work on gettin' some info ta get outta here, he needs to just man up. Hell, if I gotta put up with tha REDs....

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The last time we saw each other, it was here. The daughter in my household wanted us to be friends, but it is hard to do that when one party runs out screaming as fast as his little legs will carry him.

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... How much technological skill are you looking for, exactly?

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[Snortlaugh] Seriously? Wow. OK, maybe you two workin' together ain't the best idea. Ain't gonna get much done if he just runs screamin' every time ya walk into tha room.

[There's a short pause while he thinks.] So what can ya do exactly? He's workin on mics. Think ya can make a hidden camera?

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I need someone who can make spy equipment. Bugs. Gonna plant 'em in the police station and city hall.

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I can make anything with the proper tools. I have not receive a radio signal yet, but I am always working on it.

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