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No problem, pally, I'll be fine! Have ya been over there yet?

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fuelefficient.livejournal.com

Ah, no. I have a really bad feeling about it...

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You are going?

I saw someone I know there too...

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[He chuckles. He would have been shocked if Japan had gone to Westport.]

I gotta check it out. 'S tha most exciting thing ta happen since I got here! Closest thing I'll get to a battlefield, I guess.

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Yep! I missed tha news report, but I wonder if anyone I know's there. Kinda curious. Ya wanna come?

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A wise man once said that if you throw a rock at a pole, you will miss.

Please keep that in mind.

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I will go. My new husband does not believe I saw Jolyne there.

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Well I can't guarantee what we'll find here. Been hearin' all kindsa crazy stuff. But we won't know till we go look, right?

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[He thinks on it. Doesn't quite get it.] Will do, pally. Like I said, it's nothin'. Been hearin' a lotta fuss on it so I'm curious. Did ya seen anyone ya knew on TV? I missed the whole report.

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Precisely. And there is no harm in trying either.

I have been in the worst prison in the United States. A harmless town like this one poses no danger.

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I doubt Mayfield can pull any tricks worse than what I've already seen on battlefields out on the job. We just gotta be careful that they ain't tryin' any 'a their mind games. Just gotta keep that in mind if they try anythin' funny, that it's all a prank. We'll be good, double-F. I don't plan on stayin' long anyway. So who we lookin' fer over there? Someone named Jolyne?

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Yes, Jolyne. She has a particular hairstyle, and I'm certain I'd be able to tell it was her if we get close at all.

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Awright, sounds good! Now we got somethin' ta do than just poke around at stuff. Bring some equipment. Like... flashlights, maybe some kinda weapon just in case. We should be okay but it can't hurt ta be careful in this case.

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I understand. I will see what is in the house.

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_{[If FF would like to join Scout & Lorna at City Hall, go for it! (http://community.livejournal.com/westport_rpg/1192.html?thread=456360&style=mine#t456360) :D]]}

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[Also livid at Scout!]

What the hell are you doing?

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... checkin' out Westport?

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I've already been there. There's nothing to see. Why in the hell do you all insist upon going?

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Cuz I wanna see it fer myself? There can't be nothin', can there? An' if there's nothin', why ya worried?

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You're all idiots.

You get the same ultimatum as Pyro. 6PM tonight, I'm dragging you all back, dead or alive. Understood?

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C'mon, Major Gen'ral, we're professionals. Whattaya so jumpy 'bout? ...what the hell happened over there?

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[A pause. It's kind of like that moment right before the water starts boiling, where the bubbles have started to make a hissing noise, but it's not quite a full roil.] Nothing happened.

You're all too reckless.

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Yeah well, guess I'll have ya check it out fer myself then. Better that the people who're equipped fer any kinda crap they can throw at us check it out, right? I don't wanna be in tha dark if shit's gonna hit the fan here.

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