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[Upon seeing the turkeys on the doormat, Scout has one simple reaction: he grabs an extra table cloth and covers up the whole setting. He's been here too long for this shit, Mayfield. Thanks.

To the lovely ladies of the household:]


Touch those things an' I'll break yer fingers, so help me God.

Date: 2010-11-26 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com
Why would we touch it?

[Yeah, you just try that/takes threats seriously]

Date: 2010-11-26 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[Not!daddy would never hurt you. This is how he cares, after all.]

I dunno. I know that two 'a you are smart enough, but I wanna make doubly sure. I saw that goddamn Milkman's van out there! I didn't know he dealt in turkeys now too.

Just make sure tha drone stays away from it.

Date: 2010-11-26 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com
[Right.. Just let her have a few moments to remember that.]

That is odd.

....She's in her room now.

Date: 2010-11-26 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
I hate ta say it, but we should probably keep her in there so she don't try nothin'.

Date: 2010-11-26 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com
Yes.

[There may be a chair under the doorknob already]

Date: 2010-11-26 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[He sighs.] Seriously. We been here too long fer this shit. They wanna mess wit' us, they gotta try harder!

Date: 2010-11-26 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com
I have no doubt they will.

[Glancing over to where turkey lays]

On the phone

Date: 2010-11-26 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[The voice on the phone sounds distant, as if the person is somewhere in the room instead of holding it.]

☠☠☠☠! ☠☠☠☠! THEY ARE IN MY HAIR!!! OH GOD WHY!?!?

Re: On the phone

Date: 2010-11-26 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Cap'n Rummy? Jesus H. Christ, what is--? Rummy! RUMMY!

[facepalming so hard right now]

Date: 2010-11-26 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[There is a thud.]

KILL IT WITH FIRE! OH GOD SOMEONE, THEY ARE IN MY CLOTHES! WE ARE ☠☠☠☠! WE ARE ALL ☠☠☠☠!

Date: 2010-11-26 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[Well it's not like he can get out of the house and help you. You're on your own, Cap. He hangs up.]

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