40th Inning

[freakinblur]

[So Grady things putting his so-called police force in stupid costumes and making them work out in the cold is gonna get Scout down? Not a chance! He refuses to give him the satisfaction of being miserable. Cold weather? Not a problem. This guy is from Boston. Demeaning costume? Whatever, it's Christmas! He knows, much like everyone else, that something horrible is bound to happen to the town on Christmas day. So he plans to have fun up until that point, and make sure all the kids in town do too.

Any visitors to Christmas village will see him there, and he'll be sure to talk to every non-drone kid who walks in.]

So whatcha want fer Christmas, kid? Naw, don't ask that Santa, I don't trust that guy. Tell ol' Santa Scout what ya want, awright?

[He'll also ask any adults who wander in:] Hey, anyone plannin' on havin' a Christmas party or somethin'? We really oughta!

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[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"So, is Santa in there just another drone or is it Grady with a beard?"

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I dunno who that really is, but he's really inta the whole Santa thing. I haven't seen Grady pokin' his nose inta this yet, but I ain't complainin'.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Were you here last Christmas Doc?"

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Naw, I got here 'round Valentine's day. I heard some stories though. Somethin' 'bout drone heads bein' delivered in gifts boxes ta everyone. Ya know, the usual.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Yeah but this seems more elaborate than the usual doesn't it?"

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah. An' did ya hear 'bout that call from tha Mayor? Sounds like he an' Grady ain't got anythin' ta do with this. I think this means we're like, screwed a hundred times worse than normal, I dunno. [He shrugs, and doesn't seemed too concerned.]

The Captain can't hack

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Maybe the Milk Man is at it again, or the Smiths. Or that ☠☠☠☠ post man?

It's like league of incompetent super villains in here. They are all out to get each other."

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

The Postman's been nowhere ta be seen fer the last few days. 'S matter 'a fact, the whole post office is closed. Pretty suspicious if ya ask me!

Seriously. Now if they could only leave tha rest of us outta it!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Of course. But you know the villain types, they always have to have an audience to splatter."

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Ain't that the truth. I'd love ta be the superhero who teaches 'em a lesson once an' for all!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Same here, maybe I'll try again when I get my powers."

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

They still haven't given you those back? Raw deal, man.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Nope, I think they don't want a repeat of what I did last time."

[Which wasn't all that destructive to anyone but himself.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Ya mean so I don't gotta drag yer dead ass out of another tree?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You know what? I'm pretty sure I already apologized for that.

Not my fault they give me back my ☠☠☠☠ flying but not the invulnerability."