46th Inning
May. 8th, 2011 09:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
freakinblur[Action 1: For 1451 Mitchell
When the ladies of the household wake up - that is, everyone who isn't Scout - will awake to a spotless house, a mowed lawn, a clean car and a breakfast that's started on just in time for the family to join. One might ask how Scout could get all these chores done so quickly, but his energy knows no bounds. Sure, his not!family knows this by now, but Scout is rather adept at avoiding all chores like the plague every other day of the year. Something is up, ladies.
Have I mentioned Scout has no idea how to cook? Because he doesn't. That doesn't mean he's not going to try.]
Siddown, ladies, I got it covered today!
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[Action 2: For the rest of Mayfield's ladies
That energy just doesn't stop there. Are you of the female persuasion? Are you in need of help in any way? Maybe you need help carrying groceries. Maybe your cat's caught in a tree. Maybe you just look like you have a nasty headache and could use a back massage! Whatever it is, Scout is on the case. Just come up with a scenario and Scout has no choice to be right there for you.]
When the ladies of the household wake up - that is, everyone who isn't Scout - will awake to a spotless house, a mowed lawn, a clean car and a breakfast that's started on just in time for the family to join. One might ask how Scout could get all these chores done so quickly, but his energy knows no bounds. Sure, his not!family knows this by now, but Scout is rather adept at avoiding all chores like the plague every other day of the year. Something is up, ladies.
Have I mentioned Scout has no idea how to cook? Because he doesn't. That doesn't mean he's not going to try.]
Siddown, ladies, I got it covered today!
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[Action 2: For the rest of Mayfield's ladies
That energy just doesn't stop there. Are you of the female persuasion? Are you in need of help in any way? Maybe you need help carrying groceries. Maybe your cat's caught in a tree. Maybe you just look like you have a nasty headache and could use a back massage! Whatever it is, Scout is on the case. Just come up with a scenario and Scout has no choice to be right there for you.]
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Date: 2011-05-10 10:34 pm (UTC)[She shrugs.] Whatever's fine.
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Date: 2011-05-11 02:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-12 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-13 02:13 am (UTC)[He starts just combining things to make breakfast, the way he THINKS it should be. It's terrible.]
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Date: 2011-05-13 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-16 01:31 am (UTC)Aaaand here ya go!
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Date: 2011-05-16 01:52 am (UTC)Is this even safe to eat?
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Date: 2011-05-16 09:23 pm (UTC)[He grabs a fork and takes a bite for himself.
He chews
and he makes a face that's not very pleasant, and swallows as if it was made of stones.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 09:23 pm (UTC)....
Heyy, I got a good idea. Let's go out to eat!
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Date: 2011-05-16 09:46 pm (UTC)Sure, if you'd rather do that instead.
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Date: 2011-05-17 09:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-17 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 03:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 03:22 am (UTC)