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[Call to the town, filtered to all non-drones. Scout sounds REALLY unhappy, and tired.]


...Guys. Party's postponed. Maybe like tomorrow. 'R Friday. Whatevah. But it will fuckin' happen. Best believe it will.

Agh--! Geez. Can anyone out there set a broken bone? Fuckin' Mayfield.... hate this place so goddamn much.... [He starts fading out. The phone is left off the hook.]


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[MOMENTS EARLIER! Scout returns home from work, and realized he missed the morning's mail since he was too distracted by his hot neighbor in her underwear. He opens it to find an envelope with his name on it, containing a piece of paper with this image on it. He doesn't get it at first, but it doesn't take him long to realize his speed and agility have returned.

He's elated! Soon after Scout can be seen speeding across town in a blur, jumping over everything in his way in spectacular fashion. He's laughing, and mocking anyone who gets in his way. It's all well and good until all of a sudden, it just STOPS with no warning.

In the midst of a double-jump over a set of houses, Scout's legs just give out on him. He falls three stories to the ground and lands with a sickening thud. He's lucky he's not dead, but instead he's got a broken right forearm, a couple of cracked ribs, and probably a concussion amongst the mangled face and copious bruises.]

Date: 2010-04-15 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com
Get back here so I can stab you.

Date: 2010-04-15 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Nope. Too busy rememberin' what ya look like in yer panties. Why do ya think I missed that last jump, huh?

Date: 2010-04-15 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com
*She hangs up the phone. Soon, you hear the buzzing of a chainsaw outside, right before your front door gets cut into bits by Hime. She is wearing the Captain's outfit over her own... but the clothes look too loose, ready to fall off. The face in the icon is her face right now.*

Date: 2010-04-15 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[He's still sitting on the couch, giving her a raised eyebrow. Truth is he didn't have any energy left to get up and leave, but he's not about to say that. But for the first time in, well, EVER, Scout wishes he hadn't opened his big mouth.]

Look lady, can we do this when this'd be a fair fight? 'r ya just wanna kill me 'n get it over with? I ain't in tha mood fer this shit right now.

Date: 2010-04-15 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com
I don't show any mercy.

*Starts walking toward you slowly.*

Date: 2010-04-15 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[He sighs. Mayfield, if you're going to pick and choose a time for Scout to be fast, can now be one of those times?

Like a flash - a wobbly flash - he's on his feet, and attempting to dodge past her and out the back. He's off in a blur of blue and black.

He makes it as far as leaping over the backyard fence by the time it wears off again.]

Date: 2010-04-15 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com
*Hime tries to slash him, but misses due to his speed. She walks out the back and spots him. She steps down and then the pants and shirt falls off. it seems the town didn't want her covering herself up.*

...

Date: 2010-04-15 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[When he turns around, he sees this and cracks up laughing. He stumbles and is obviously slowed up again, but he does his best to keep running anyway. Plenty of places to hide out on this street.]

Date: 2010-04-15 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-hime.livejournal.com
*Hime does not give chase. She goes back to her house and gets dressed again. She decides to wait till this is over to kill him*

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