16th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Are you ready for more Scout!Spam, Mayfield? Of course you are! The town is greeted with a much more cheerful-sounding Scout this morning.]

[Call filtered to all non-drones]

Awright, chucklenuts! Listen up, and listen good! There will be a party. It will be tomorrow. It will be at 342 Brady Lane and it will be AWESOME. An' I don't give a crap WHAT is goin' on in this town, this thing is gonna happen. We're all gonna have fun an' get wasted an' Mayfield ain't gonna do a goddamn thing to stop it. I don't care if the whole place is on fire or Godzilla attacks or whatevah. Godzilla will have ta sit down, have a beer an' shut the hell up for a coupla hours.

Tomorrow night. Tuesday. Ya morons bettah all be there!

Oh yeah. Whoever's callin' my house an' hangin' up? Talk about a lame prank call! Can't ya even give me the ol' "Yer refrigerator's runnin' 'r somethin'? Tch. Kids here ain't got no creativity.


[Call to the BLU team, hackable because Scout's so smrt.]

Aweight fellas, I got what I need. When 'r we doin' this Grady thing? I'm gettin' antsy here.

Comments

[Non Drone Filter]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yep. An' if yer gonan try an' tell me that this town doesn't need ta kick back an' relax fer at least ONE day, I'm gonna call you a liar.

[Non Drone Filter]

[braided_icarus]

Never said that. Just gonna say even if I turned up I wouldn't drink. You shouldn't give alcohol to minors, Scout.

[Non Drone Filter]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

'S why kids ain't invited, pally.

[Non Drone Filter]

[braided_icarus]

So it's for eighteen or twenty one and over. That excludes probably over half the town right there.

[Non Drone Filter]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yep, 18 plus! An' that's fine by me. [It's almost like you can *hear* him smirking from the other end of the line.]

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[braided_icarus]

Would you be able to go if it is eighteen and over? I doubt it. And providing alcohol to minors is illegal you know.

[Ed probably wouldn't mind the company, but can't help disapproving of the alcohol if the kids in Scout's house were going to have access to it on the night in question.]

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[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.] Uh yeah, pally, I'm 20! An' I'll be watchin' the door. But I don't give a rat's ass about this town an' its rules. Screw 'em.

But there ARE too many kids runnin' 'round here. Only reason I'm keepin' it 18 plus is that I wanna meet some girls who AIN'T jailbait already! [More laughter]

[Non Drone Filter]

[braided_icarus]

Jailbait...? Are you serious?

[Non Drone Filter]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, like every girl I've met in this town is like 15 years old! Geez. No thanks, pally. So if I keep it over 18 only I can finally meet some girls my own damn age!

[Non Drone Filter]

[braided_icarus]

....You're doing this to meet girls.

[Non Drone Filter]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yep. Ya gotta problem wit' that?

[Non Drone Filter]

[braided_icarus]

Your choice. Nothing to do with me, especially since I'm only a minor and won't be coming anyway.

[Non Drone Filter]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

'S right, pally. Yer gonna have to wait fer like, tha prom 'r somethin' I guess. Heh.

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[braided_icarus]

I could care less. Those stupid social functions are boring. Only reason I went to the dance thing was cause Win was going.

[And he didn't want her going with anyone else, of course.]