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[Are you ready for more Scout!Spam, Mayfield? Of course you are! The town is greeted with a much more cheerful-sounding Scout this morning.]

[Call filtered to all non-drones]

Awright, chucklenuts! Listen up, and listen good! There will be a party. It will be tomorrow. It will be at 342 Brady Lane and it will be AWESOME. An' I don't give a crap WHAT is goin' on in this town, this thing is gonna happen. We're all gonna have fun an' get wasted an' Mayfield ain't gonna do a goddamn thing to stop it. I don't care if the whole place is on fire or Godzilla attacks or whatevah. Godzilla will have ta sit down, have a beer an' shut the hell up for a coupla hours.

Tomorrow night. Tuesday. Ya morons bettah all be there!

Oh yeah. Whoever's callin' my house an' hangin' up? Talk about a lame prank call! Can't ya even give me the ol' "Yer refrigerator's runnin' 'r somethin'? Tch. Kids here ain't got no creativity.


[Call to the BLU team, hackable because Scout's so smrt.]

Aweight fellas, I got what I need. When 'r we doin' this Grady thing? I'm gettin' antsy here.

Voice

Date: 2010-04-19 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com
Y-yeah, I guess you're right.

But don't you ever get vacations?

Voice

Date: 2010-04-19 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Haven't had time fer any. To much secret crap ta steal out there. Too bad too, I coulda used one. Mayfield don't friggin' count.

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Yep! Rapid recovery. Reconnaissance. Retrieval Specialist. AKA< stealin' yer secret crap.

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com
But I don't think it'd really be called 'crap,' though. It sounds like it's really important!

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Heh. Yeah it's important secret crap all right!

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com
...I-if you don't mind me asking, have you ever actually read what's in them? I'm a bit curious.

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Nope, ain't allowed. Contract stuff. I'd rather get paid then know what's in there.

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com
Oh. Hm.

Well, what do you think's in it?

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
RED's plans I guess. Blueprints. Intelligence. That kinda secret crap.

Voice

Date: 2010-04-20 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com
Aren't most of their plans designed to get their hands on your plans?

Voice - lawl YOU AND YOUR LOGIC.

Date: 2010-04-20 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Yeah well... can't let them get their hands on OUR secret crap, right?

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