16th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Are you ready for more Scout!Spam, Mayfield? Of course you are! The town is greeted with a much more cheerful-sounding Scout this morning.]

[Call filtered to all non-drones]

Awright, chucklenuts! Listen up, and listen good! There will be a party. It will be tomorrow. It will be at 342 Brady Lane and it will be AWESOME. An' I don't give a crap WHAT is goin' on in this town, this thing is gonna happen. We're all gonna have fun an' get wasted an' Mayfield ain't gonna do a goddamn thing to stop it. I don't care if the whole place is on fire or Godzilla attacks or whatevah. Godzilla will have ta sit down, have a beer an' shut the hell up for a coupla hours.

Tomorrow night. Tuesday. Ya morons bettah all be there!

Oh yeah. Whoever's callin' my house an' hangin' up? Talk about a lame prank call! Can't ya even give me the ol' "Yer refrigerator's runnin' 'r somethin'? Tch. Kids here ain't got no creativity.


[Call to the BLU team, hackable because Scout's so smrt.]

Aweight fellas, I got what I need. When 'r we doin' this Grady thing? I'm gettin' antsy here.

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Ah, you one 'a them... whatevers? There's a lotta people in this place that say they're a lot older than they look.

Well, then yeah, there's a party an' ya better be there!

[akaba-ookami.livejournal.com]

Depends. I do look a little younger than most 1,500-year-olds, I suppose. But, alright, it would be nice to attend a party I won't be kicked out of.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Sure! Bring booze if ya got it! An' any other girls ya know!