16th Inning

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[Are you ready for more Scout!Spam, Mayfield? Of course you are! The town is greeted with a much more cheerful-sounding Scout this morning.]

[Call filtered to all non-drones]

Awright, chucklenuts! Listen up, and listen good! There will be a party. It will be tomorrow. It will be at 342 Brady Lane and it will be AWESOME. An' I don't give a crap WHAT is goin' on in this town, this thing is gonna happen. We're all gonna have fun an' get wasted an' Mayfield ain't gonna do a goddamn thing to stop it. I don't care if the whole place is on fire or Godzilla attacks or whatevah. Godzilla will have ta sit down, have a beer an' shut the hell up for a coupla hours.

Tomorrow night. Tuesday. Ya morons bettah all be there!

Oh yeah. Whoever's callin' my house an' hangin' up? Talk about a lame prank call! Can't ya even give me the ol' "Yer refrigerator's runnin' 'r somethin'? Tch. Kids here ain't got no creativity.


[Call to the BLU team, hackable because Scout's so smrt.]

Aweight fellas, I got what I need. When 'r we doin' this Grady thing? I'm gettin' antsy here.

Comments

[thenorthernwall]

I think it's obvious by now that nothing short of the end of the world could stop you. Not without considerably more effort than Mayfield wants to put out.

[Well, crap. Is that an expectation of her to attend? She doesn't really do parties, she's not the partying type. She's more the let's all go to the range and test heavy artillery while we have coffee and talk about guns. But... obligation.] I don't know if I'll be attending.

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That's right, sistah! I will guarantee that it's gonna be a good time!

...what? Why tha hell not?

STRONGARM HER, SCOUT. YOU CAN DO IT!

[thenorthernwall]

I don't really do parties.

ALL FINE LADIES WILL BE AT SCOUT'S PARTY

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

But yer gonna do this one.

SUCH AN EASY TARGET <3

[thenorthernwall]

[She wants to say "do I have to" but...]

Fine. What am I supposed to wear to this, anyway?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Whatevah ya want! Nothin's fine too, but, ya know, it don't really matter. Ain't a formal occasion.

[thenorthernwall]

I'm definitely not attending if there's going to be nudity.

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[He laughs.] That's a JOKE, pally.

[thenorthernwall]

[Grudgingly.] Fine. But this better be worth my time and energy.

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Ya bet like hell it will! Ya like cards? There's gonna be poker!

[thenorthernwall]

Poker?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

They don't got poker where yer from? Geez, yer missin' out! 'S a card game. Gamblin'. I can teach ya!

[thenorthernwall]

I'm a little too good at bluffing to gamble. But we'll see.

What time is all this?

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Starts at 7 o'clock!