16th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Are you ready for more Scout!Spam, Mayfield? Of course you are! The town is greeted with a much more cheerful-sounding Scout this morning.]

[Call filtered to all non-drones]

Awright, chucklenuts! Listen up, and listen good! There will be a party. It will be tomorrow. It will be at 342 Brady Lane and it will be AWESOME. An' I don't give a crap WHAT is goin' on in this town, this thing is gonna happen. We're all gonna have fun an' get wasted an' Mayfield ain't gonna do a goddamn thing to stop it. I don't care if the whole place is on fire or Godzilla attacks or whatevah. Godzilla will have ta sit down, have a beer an' shut the hell up for a coupla hours.

Tomorrow night. Tuesday. Ya morons bettah all be there!

Oh yeah. Whoever's callin' my house an' hangin' up? Talk about a lame prank call! Can't ya even give me the ol' "Yer refrigerator's runnin' 'r somethin'? Tch. Kids here ain't got no creativity.


[Call to the BLU team, hackable because Scout's so smrt.]

Aweight fellas, I got what I need. When 'r we doin' this Grady thing? I'm gettin' antsy here.

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[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

Is your refrigerator running.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.] Come on, pally! Ya can do better 'n' that!

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can.

<sub>[His sense of humor is

pretty much shriveled up and on the verge of death. HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO PRANK CALLS.]</sub>

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Come ooooon! I've heard that one a thousand times! Oldest one in tha book!

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

...Do you know Amanda Huginkis? <sub>[pitifully

trying.]</sub>

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Nope! Yer gonna have ta go study, chucklehead. Try again tomorrah! [He hangs up.]