25th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Somewhere, in a warehouse uptown, Scout stands in front of a small film crew and a director. He's currently dressed as the impressive, glorious image of a young Soviet soldier who is defeating their capitalist and Nazi enemies and leading the loyal workers to victory.]

Okay, so, I stab this Nazi guy, then kick the American guy in tha face, then I say... what the crap, I can't read this. I don't speak Russian! What's it say? .... "Nothing will stop us! We are Russians, we will overcome!"* ...Are you freakin' serious? Awright, whatevah. Let's just get this over with.


[Later, back at home the efficiency apartment, a phone call!]

This is it? Geez. Well if this only lasts as long as Westport, whatevah, this'll be a breeze. They've made me inta some kinda movie star fer their lousy Commie movies, but it beats the factory 'n' all that. I mean, I guess I am a pretty sweet choice ta be the hero, right? 12 hour workdays kinda blow though. What they stick tha rest 'a you chucklenuts with?




<sub>[[totally taken right from an old Soviet propaganda poster, ftw

And just wait till he realizes his speed is gone. OH HO HO.]]</sub>

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Seriously, man, the clothes they gave me don't even fit! The pants musta been made fer a Heavy, I swear ta Christ.

[mokkori-love.livejournal.com]

And all the mokkori ladies!! They're all dressed in that awful fabric--I know this is crazy, but I miss the 50's America clothes!!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Ha! I know, right? Wait till ya here everyone in town bellyachin' about how they miss Mayfield. What a joke that'll be!

[mokkorilove.livejournal.com]

Maybe that was the point of this little 'event'.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I was thinkin' that. It'd be pretty typical of 'em.

[mokoriluv.livejournal.com]

Well... I guess all we can to is ride this out. I'm supposed to approve 20 State Marriages by Wednesday. Can't be too hard, right?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, honestly this job is a breeze. Even BLU's got way harder objectives than this!

[mokkorilove.livejournal.com]

Some people got some pretty shitty jobs, though.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, so I been hearin'. Like how Sideswipe is supposed ya have like 5 kids by Wednesday. That is pretty freakin' hilarious. On a few levels.

[mokkoriluv.livejournal.com]

[And Ryo stifles a laugh.]

What?!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, pally, you heard me right!

[mokkorilove.livejournal.com]

I think you just made my day.

Granted, I'll start feeling bad for the guy after day 2.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be wicked bad fer the people who don't get their shit done on time.

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

Whaddya' think happens to people who don't finish?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Death? Dronin'?

[mokkorilove.livejournal.com]

I've heard of worse punishments, but yeah, probably.