25th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Somewhere, in a warehouse uptown, Scout stands in front of a small film crew and a director. He's currently dressed as the impressive, glorious image of a young Soviet soldier who is defeating their capitalist and Nazi enemies and leading the loyal workers to victory.]

Okay, so, I stab this Nazi guy, then kick the American guy in tha face, then I say... what the crap, I can't read this. I don't speak Russian! What's it say? .... "Nothing will stop us! We are Russians, we will overcome!"* ...Are you freakin' serious? Awright, whatevah. Let's just get this over with.


[Later, back at home the efficiency apartment, a phone call!]

This is it? Geez. Well if this only lasts as long as Westport, whatevah, this'll be a breeze. They've made me inta some kinda movie star fer their lousy Commie movies, but it beats the factory 'n' all that. I mean, I guess I am a pretty sweet choice ta be the hero, right? 12 hour workdays kinda blow though. What they stick tha rest 'a you chucklenuts with?




<sub>[[totally taken right from an old Soviet propaganda poster, ftw

And just wait till he realizes his speed is gone. OH HO HO.]]</sub>

Comments

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[At home]

I have to drive tractors.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

The hell? Tractors? You? What were they thinkin'?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

I don't know.

.....


I don't think I can drive a tractor and they say I have to drive three of them by Friiday

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Drive 3 by Friday. What the hell does that even mean? This has ta be tha weirdest crap they've pulled yet.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure.

....do we have tractors here?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Haven't seen anyway. Shit, guess we better start lookin', right?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

We?

[Totally thought she'd be on her own..]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm done fer tha day, but I gotta roll back in there tomorrow mornin' pretty early. So let's get ta findin' ya some tractors. I don't wanna find out what happens ta people who DON'T complete their jobs, ya know?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[She nods/smile is on the inside]