27th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Zip! Zoom! What is that blue blur? Naturally, it's Scout! And today he's even faster and more energetic than ever, if that's even possible. He's laughing wildly, almost maniacally, jumping from rooftop to car to tree and keeps going.]

Un-freakin'-touchable!

[That's because he got sent a certain atomic soda sent after they got back from Soviet Mayfield. 24 cans of caffeinated bliss! Of course, he should be rationing his supply, but after depriving a caffeine junkie for so long, only so much restraint can be shown.

So, Mayfield, be treated to a happy blue blur today. He's running past your windows, denting your cars, rattling your trees, even running right through your house if you leave the door open for more than a second. And of course, mocking you as he zooms past.

Later he can be found in the park, exhausted but still happy. Wearing himself out, he's asleep under a tree, his usual smirk still on his face.]

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Energy drink. Soda. Friggin' awesome. Makes me untouchable!

[thenorthernwall]

The one thing you absolutely don't need. [But she's smiling!] Must be very interesting back home for you. All you do is run around and injure people?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

An' get paid for it! [Big grin] An' also stealin' secret crap, capturin' bases… ya know, whatever BLU wants me ta do. Best job around.

[thenorthernwall]

[She laughs and pours him some coffee.] It sounds like a child's game; you're so enthusiastic about it.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Well if ya ask me, what more could ya ask for in a job. I can't wait to get tha hell outta here an' get back to it.

[Yay coffee!]

Yer in an awful good mood this mornin'. Lotta people are still tryin' to recover from all the crap that just happened.

[thenorthernwall]

My friends are mostly intact, and there's no reason for me to worry about impermanent injuries. Priorities, Scout.

I also have my plate full with a few other matters.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Makes sense.

So whatcha got planned now? That whole adventure kinda threw everyone fer a loop, I bet.

[thenorthernwall]

You'll have to wait and see. But don't believe everything you're told by others.

It'll be interesting.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I ain't doubtin' that. Never a dull moment in this place. Just keep me up ta date then, awright?

[thenorthernwall]

You bet.

Now drink your coffee.