27th Inning
Jul. 11th, 2010 11:13 am[Zip! Zoom! What is that blue blur? Naturally, it's Scout! And today he's even faster and more energetic than ever, if that's even possible. He's laughing wildly, almost maniacally, jumping from rooftop to car to tree and keeps going.]
Un-freakin'-touchable!
[That's because he got sent a certain atomic soda sent after they got back from Soviet Mayfield. 24 cans of caffeinated bliss! Of course, he should be rationing his supply, but after depriving a caffeine junkie for so long, only so much restraint can be shown.
So, Mayfield, be treated to a happy blue blur today. He's running past your windows, denting your cars, rattling your trees, even running right through your house if you leave the door open for more than a second. And of course, mocking you as he zooms past.
Later he can be found in the park, exhausted but still happy. Wearing himself out, he's asleep under a tree, his usual smirk still on his face.]
Un-freakin'-touchable!
[That's because he got sent a certain atomic soda sent after they got back from Soviet Mayfield. 24 cans of caffeinated bliss! Of course, he should be rationing his supply, but after depriving a caffeine junkie for so long, only so much restraint can be shown.
So, Mayfield, be treated to a happy blue blur today. He's running past your windows, denting your cars, rattling your trees, even running right through your house if you leave the door open for more than a second. And of course, mocking you as he zooms past.
Later he can be found in the park, exhausted but still happy. Wearing himself out, he's asleep under a tree, his usual smirk still on his face.]
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Date: 2010-07-21 04:03 am (UTC)And he'll take your compliment, Scout Thank you.]
gonna roll with this cuz Scout deserves it. XD Feel free to not have your face blown off
Date: 2010-07-21 02:28 pm (UTC)I'm hip! Finland needs something to be good and pissed off about tho, so I hope you don't mind this
Date: 2010-07-21 03:44 pm (UTC)Suddenly, holding on to Scout's leg doesn't matter too much, and his hand goes to clutch his own shoulder. He's hissing in pain and gritting his teeth, but has an eye to spare to give Scout the kind of look that could drill to the back of Scout's brain and out the other side.]
No problemo! Forever archenemies! >:D
Date: 2010-07-21 04:00 pm (UTC)Chew on that fer awhile, chucklenuts. This ain't over, that's fer damn sure!
[And off he limps, leaving you to bleed on the sidewalk.]
Hurray, they hate each other! XD
Date: 2010-07-21 04:31 pm (UTC)Later, he's going to take what little satisfaction he can get from Scout's limp, whatever medical attention this place can give him, and that little parting shot as a carte blanche license to do whatever he likes to Scout whenever he's able...]