31st Inning

[freakinblur]

[Scout can be seen leaving the post office bleeding profusly from the left side of his head, holding his hand to it to try and slow it down. He looks extremely pissed off and he's marching off towards his house to get on the phone.

He would have been marching off towards *Sideswipe's* house, but he realizes he doesn't know where he lives. So he's spared a punch to the nose. For now.

Fail!Filter to Sideswipe:]

I hope yer happy! I turned in my 5 tops ta get my bat and that bastard mail man took my fuckin' ear!

Jesus Christ... I'm gettin' really sick of havin' to die to fix this shit.

Comments

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Scout, you too? Let me take a look at that~

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Hold on now, let me get this straight. They took your ear?!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Backs up a bit, waving you off with his other hand.]

Hold yer horses, sister! I dunno if I want you touchin' this.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

_{What the crap, that was supposed ta... aw nevermind.}


Yeah, they did! Shit! An' all just fer my bat. I mean, it's my favorite bat an' all, the best one, but sheesh. I knew somethin' would happen, but I didn't think they'd take my ear fer it over just an ol' bat.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Y'lost your ear?

Yay, I was able to use voluminously in a post

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

It looks like it's bleeding heavily, and head wounds tend to bleed longer and more voluminously~

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He sighs. He's never been good at filtering things.]

Yeah, my ear. Geez. I figured this would happen. Ya think if I die, I'll get it back?

oh if only Fran was here for the time Scout fell from 3 stories at a high speed

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

'Course it is! Felt like my ear just got ripped right off my freakin' head! Geez... ya got some bandages in that bag, at least?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Dunno. That's how it's always worked before, yeah?

... Australia lost an ear, too. [He really doesn't want to mention that he "didn't lose anything."]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm just gettin' sick 'a doin' it all the time.

Yeah? What'd he get in return?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

A koala!

[ISN'T THAT AWESOME SCOUT

ISN'T IT]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

A...koala? Seriously? I guess that makes sense when the guy's called "Australia". But Jesus, they took his ear fer that? All I got was my old bat. What're they takin' fer people's super powers? Their damn lungs?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Maybe... Lucas was goin' 'round, healin' people. He was covered in blood.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Lucas, Lucas... [the name vaguely rings a bell to him.] He heals people? Maybe i get get my ear back then.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

You turned them in?

[You idiot..]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout is trying to figure out how to bandage an ear. It's more difficult than he thought.]

Look, I thought we could test it out with somethin' cheap ta see what would happen, an' maybe keep other people from doin' it. I pretty much expected this but I didn't think they'd take my whole ear fer just my bat.

An' it don't matter now since everyone went an' did it anyway! Sheesh, does no one in this town listen?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Ai walks over to watch him]

People are foolish.

When something is too good to be true. It usually is.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it. I mean I KNEW somethin' bad was gonna happen, but I can't speak fer tha rest 'a these dumbasses.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

There always has to be a price

[She's said this so many times]

People never want to believe that.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but ya think they'd know better from livin' here. Maybe it's just cuz we been here so long that we do.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

I suppose.

[resurrectinto.livejournal.com]

...Why would you do something so stupid?!

[Guess who's worried sick about her bros. :|]

How bad is the bleeding? Have you seen a doctor yet? Do I need to fucking bring you some bandages?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... You did what?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...bizarre. This was from the box top exchange, yes?

[Relieved that he never bought any cereal. Suspicion and poverty for the win.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Traded in only 5 lousy tops an' they took my fuckin' ear for it! A little lopsided of a trade if ya ask me.