31st Inning

[freakinblur]

[Scout can be seen leaving the post office bleeding profusly from the left side of his head, holding his hand to it to try and slow it down. He looks extremely pissed off and he's marching off towards his house to get on the phone.

He would have been marching off towards *Sideswipe's* house, but he realizes he doesn't know where he lives. So he's spared a punch to the nose. For now.

Fail!Filter to Sideswipe:]

I hope yer happy! I turned in my 5 tops ta get my bat and that bastard mail man took my fuckin' ear!

Jesus Christ... I'm gettin' really sick of havin' to die to fix this shit.

Comments

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Scout, you too? Let me take a look at that~

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Backs up a bit, waving you off with his other hand.]

Hold yer horses, sister! I dunno if I want you touchin' this.

Yay, I was able to use voluminously in a post

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

It looks like it's bleeding heavily, and head wounds tend to bleed longer and more voluminously~

oh if only Fran was here for the time Scout fell from 3 stories at a high speed

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

'Course it is! Felt like my ear just got ripped right off my freakin' head! Geez... ya got some bandages in that bag, at least?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Hold on now, let me get this straight. They took your ear?!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

_{What the crap, that was supposed ta... aw nevermind.}


Yeah, they did! Shit! An' all just fer my bat. I mean, it's my favorite bat an' all, the best one, but sheesh. I knew somethin' would happen, but I didn't think they'd take my ear fer it over just an ol' bat.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...bizarre. This was from the box top exchange, yes?

[Relieved that he never bought any cereal. Suspicion and poverty for the win.]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Y'lost your ear?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He sighs. He's never been good at filtering things.]

Yeah, my ear. Geez. I figured this would happen. Ya think if I die, I'll get it back?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Dunno. That's how it's always worked before, yeah?

... Australia lost an ear, too. [He really doesn't want to mention that he "didn't lose anything."]

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

You turned them in?

[You idiot..]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout is trying to figure out how to bandage an ear. It's more difficult than he thought.]

Look, I thought we could test it out with somethin' cheap ta see what would happen, an' maybe keep other people from doin' it. I pretty much expected this but I didn't think they'd take my whole ear fer just my bat.

An' it don't matter now since everyone went an' did it anyway! Sheesh, does no one in this town listen?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Ai walks over to watch him]

People are foolish.

When something is too good to be true. It usually is.

[resurrectinto.livejournal.com]

...Why would you do something so stupid?!

[Guess who's worried sick about her bros. :|]

How bad is the bleeding? Have you seen a doctor yet? Do I need to fucking bring you some bandages?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

An experiment? Honestly I wanted ta try out somethin' cheap ta see what would happen so I could warn other people, but no on friggin' listened ta me an' they all ran out an' did it anyway!

[resurrectinto.livejournal.com]

It's Mayfield! No one listens to anyone in Mayfield!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... You did what?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Traded in only 5 lousy tops an' they took my fuckin' ear for it! A little lopsided of a trade if ya ask me.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I... I had no idea... It... Can we get it back?

[Phone]

[mokkoriluv.livejournal.com]

Aw, shit, man--didn't you think about the fact that this is Mayfield? They do--man, are you all right?

[Phone]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

'Course I did! I was hopin' ta buy somethin' cheap just ta see what would happen, so I could tell other people ta not do it. But from what I hear everyone went an' did it anyway. Geez. Yeah I'm alright, I've had worse than that. Stings like a bastard though.

Re: [Phone]

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

Damn. At least it wasn't a whole arm or leg, though--some people haven't been very lucky in this exchange.

[A sigh.]

[legendschild.livejournal.com]

They took your ear?

I'm starting to feel horrible that they only took my hair...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

They took yer hair? That's just... kinda weird. What'd ya get for it?

[legendschild.livejournal.com]

Not all of them, but pretty much. And I didn't have that many boxtops, so I asked for my baseball uniform instead.