32nd Inning

[freakinblur]

[There's something going on outside 1451 Mitchell today! Two people, specifically Scout and Ema Skye, are sitting at a card table at what looks to be a lemonade stand. Except it's not a lemonade stand. There's a hastily-made, messy sign hanging up front reading "DELICIOUS HOMEMADE LIQ DRINKS, 5 CENTS". There's several pitchers and cups out on the table filled with questionable liquids. There's a very, very strong smell of booze coming from them. And the two manning the table are giggling like maniacs because they're drunk as skunks.

So what do you say, Mayfield? Care to find out what the hell is going on? Do you approach?]

_{[[Posting order - you > Scout > Ema. I'll be scarce tonight but I'll be definitely on top of tags tomorrow!]]}

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[glowing-science.livejournal.com]

[Ema just stares unabashedly for a few moments, then brightens up. She doesn't even bother with the stage whisper.]

And it's really good booze, too!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

What kinda booze you got for Old Gregg?

Got any Bailey's?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Bailey's? Naw, none 'a that girly shit! This is 100% pure... Scout and Ema... delicious stuff.


[He blinks at you, furrowing his brow thinking.] "Old Gregg?"

[glowing-science.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is much better than Bailey's!

[Ema squints up at him.] You don't look old, Gregg.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[Just froooowning his ass off at the apparent lack and/or disapproval of Bailey's. That ain't winning you any points with him.]

Whatcha' got in there, then? Old Gregg ain't drinking nothing til he know's what it is, no sir.

Old Gregg young lookin' for his age, yes ma'am. Gotta keep his pretty looks up.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Vince man. Are you like, off yer rocker 'r something. Maybe you shouldn't be drinkin'. I dunno.

[glowing-science.livejournal.com]

Um. You're kind of creepy.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[What the hell? Do these people not know who he is? Time to educate these suckers.]

I'M OLD GREGG!!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Blinkblinkblink. This is just weird. Then he just forwns at you.]


Look pally, are ya buyin' or ain'tcha?

[glowing-science.livejournal.com]

...that's nice?

["Weird" doesn't even begin to cover this scenario.]

Here, we'll give you a cup for free if you just go away.