3rd inning

[freakinblur]

[Ladies & gents: Scout. He's not the brightest. Just don't tell him that! Anyone who's talked to him so far may have gotten this idea. He's seen a lot of weird things in this town, but something has been brought to his attention that is really bugging him.]

[unfiltered voice post! filtering, what is that]

OK, I know this town is super-friggin'-weird, an' that people who get pulled inta this town may not necessarily be from the same place I am from... however THAT works. But I've also been told people 'round here also think they are countries? How can a person be a country? That... that is not possible. A person cannot be a country. A person is a person, and they LIVE in countries, they cannot BE a country. An' I haven't seen anyone runnin' around here... shaped like... France 'r somethin'...

[At this point even he's not sure where this is going.]

ANYWAY. If yer one of these people, I would love it if you could explain ta me how this even works, otherwise I'm callin' bullshit on alla youse. Otherwise, it'd sure as hell be nice if ONE thing in this stupid town made sense!

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm an American. An' maybe I will, man. But I hear there's two Americas? Like, a girl one and a guy one?

[fuelefficient.livejournal.com]

Yes. Meriken-san is the female and America-san is the male. I do not quite understand this myself but Meriken-san does not come from my own world.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I know what that is like. 99% of the shit I been hearing is completely new to me too. All this country stuff is only the tip of the iceberg. We ain't got nothin' like that where I'm from, far as I know.