3rd inning

Feb. 26th, 2010 11:09 pm
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[Ladies & gents: Scout. He's not the brightest. Just don't tell him that! Anyone who's talked to him so far may have gotten this idea. He's seen a lot of weird things in this town, but something has been brought to his attention that is really bugging him.]

[unfiltered voice post! filtering, what is that]


OK, I know this town is super-friggin'-weird, an' that people who get pulled inta this town may not necessarily be from the same place I am from... however THAT works. But I've also been told people 'round here also think they are countries? How can a person be a country? That... that is not possible. A person cannot be a country. A person is a person, and they LIVE in countries, they cannot BE a country. An' I haven't seen anyone runnin' around here... shaped like... France 'r somethin'...

[At this point even he's not sure where this is going.]

ANYWAY. If yer one of these people, I would love it if you could explain ta me how this even works, otherwise I'm callin' bullshit on alla youse. Otherwise, it'd sure as hell be nice if ONE thing in this stupid town made sense!

Date: 2010-02-27 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-mountains.livejournal.com
Denmark!

Yeah of course we don't talk to humans.

Date: 2010-02-27 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Denmark, got it. I think someone mentioned you. Norway I think?

An' why not? What do you do with yerself all day then?

Date: 2010-02-27 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-mountains.livejournal.com
Yeah, but the Norway that's here is really strange.

I hang out with Norway and Sweden. And sometimes Finland and Iceland or America and everyone else.

Date: 2010-02-27 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
What do countries do for fun? Play Risk or somethin'?

Date: 2010-02-27 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-mountains.livejournal.com
Have a party, or go fishing, or drink!

Date: 2010-02-27 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Oh hey, that's not so bad I guess! Though I bet I'd get bored after awhile.

Date: 2010-02-27 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
I work for BLU. They like to call my job "Retrieval Specialist" but honestly? I'm a mercenary. Greatest job in tha world!

Date: 2010-02-27 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Well it's my job, but it's the kind that doesn't exactly leave a lot of time for hobbies. I don't really mind though. But I guess if I had to list 'em... baseball, girls... ya know, the usual!

Date: 2010-02-27 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[Snortlaugh] Soccer? No way, man. Ain't that stuff for kids?

Date: 2010-02-27 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-mountains.livejournal.com
You have to start young to get great!

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