3rd inning

[freakinblur]

[Ladies & gents: Scout. He's not the brightest. Just don't tell him that! Anyone who's talked to him so far may have gotten this idea. He's seen a lot of weird things in this town, but something has been brought to his attention that is really bugging him.]

[unfiltered voice post! filtering, what is that]

OK, I know this town is super-friggin'-weird, an' that people who get pulled inta this town may not necessarily be from the same place I am from... however THAT works. But I've also been told people 'round here also think they are countries? How can a person be a country? That... that is not possible. A person cannot be a country. A person is a person, and they LIVE in countries, they cannot BE a country. An' I haven't seen anyone runnin' around here... shaped like... France 'r somethin'...

[At this point even he's not sure where this is going.]

ANYWAY. If yer one of these people, I would love it if you could explain ta me how this even works, otherwise I'm callin' bullshit on alla youse. Otherwise, it'd sure as hell be nice if ONE thing in this stupid town made sense!

Comments

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

All you're doing is wasting time!

SHOOT FIRST, MAGGOT!

And don't sit there and pretend you've made any kind of damn progress asking a question that has nothing to do with getting anyone's sorry ass out of this god forsaken place!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I don't GOT any guns anymore, this stupid goddamn town took 'em, an' even if I did I woulda shot yer ass the second I got here! And what I am doing is findin' out what other people know about this place to come up with a plan to get the hell out! Trust me, I don't mind leaving your dumb ass behind!

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

For God's sake, maggot, this is AMERICA! You can BUY a gun!

And what does this millymab about country people have to do with getting out of here?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Bye one? Does this "perfect" little town even have a place to do that?

Oh no, I ain't tellin' YOU my plans! I don't need you REDS sabotagin' it!

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

That's because you obviously don't have one, short pants.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh I DO, buddy, you'll know it when I bust me an' my team outta Freaksburg an' you're left here to rot!

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

All I see is you running your mouth, your engineer getting drunk, and your spy being useless.