3rd inning

[freakinblur]

[Ladies & gents: Scout. He's not the brightest. Just don't tell him that! Anyone who's talked to him so far may have gotten this idea. He's seen a lot of weird things in this town, but something has been brought to his attention that is really bugging him.]

[unfiltered voice post! filtering, what is that]

OK, I know this town is super-friggin'-weird, an' that people who get pulled inta this town may not necessarily be from the same place I am from... however THAT works. But I've also been told people 'round here also think they are countries? How can a person be a country? That... that is not possible. A person cannot be a country. A person is a person, and they LIVE in countries, they cannot BE a country. An' I haven't seen anyone runnin' around here... shaped like... France 'r somethin'...

[At this point even he's not sure where this is going.]

ANYWAY. If yer one of these people, I would love it if you could explain ta me how this even works, otherwise I'm callin' bullshit on alla youse. Otherwise, it'd sure as hell be nice if ONE thing in this stupid town made sense!

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

What th-- JEEZ Ai, ya gotta stop doin' that. An' yeah, I find it odd, everything in this town is odd! An' there ain't just people who are also countries, I know a guy who's a robot, too. Well, SHOULD be one anyway. Who knows what else is in this town, then.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[She'll never stop doing that]

My friend is a vampire.

...also I am here.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Vampires? Really? [He's never fought a vampire before. They don't exist where he's from... as far as he knows. This intrigues him.]

Wait... what about you then?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

Yes. [If you hurt her friend, she will not be happy]

I am the Hell Girl.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

You're the what now?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

Hell Girl.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He rolls his eyes.] Yeah, you said that. What does that mean? Is that your supervillian name or somethin'?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

It is my title.

If I am contacted, people can enter into a contract with me and I will send their tormentors to Hell.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Blinkblinkblink] Seriously? That... is really cool.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

Is it?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, as long as I ain't the one being tormented, if you're you're tellin' me the truth, then yeah! But let me guess - you can't pull anything off like that since you got to this town, right?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

I can no longer send people to Hell. However some of my powers have been returned to me.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Aw man. Well... what other cool stuff can ya do? Can you like.../ summon demons or somethin'?!

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

I can create illusions, teleport short distances and create black energy blasts.


[Says this all, without any emotion]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

That's so cool. Man, I ain't ever heard 'a anyone who could do stuff like that. How long did it take for this town to hand stuff back over to you? I can't stand not being able to run like I should.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

I have been here for months. Sometimes they will return them after something very strange happens.

It usually happens once a month.



However we do not always get things back when this happens.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

So just kinda like whenever the creepy magic weirdos who run this place feel like it? Great. Guess it's just me an' my new bat for now.