6th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from REDs and Minatsuki. Hackable? Probably, if you cared enough.]

HEY PEOPLE OF THIS STUPID DUMBASS TOWN. I want you chucklenuts to know there's an imposter 'a me runnin' around this place. DO NOT BE ALARMED. There are several ways to tell the difference:

One - I'm better looking;
Two - I'm faster AND stronger;
Three - He's wears red, which is a terrible color;
Four - His name is Mark, feel free to use that an' not "Scout";
Five - He hangs around with those useless REDs.

See? Easy! If ya see him, feel free to, like, kick him 'n' stuff. LET HIM KNOWS WHO'S BOSS, MAYFIELD! Just say NO to the REDs!

Comments

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

I met him. He's a complete jackass. Are all of the REDs like that?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

YES. Well mostly. We're supposed to be inna truce till we get outta here, but I ain't so sure about that no more. If my bat decides it wants to crack open some skulls, who am I to deny it?! That would just be cruel. [He chuckles. It's sort of unsettling.]

An' you let me know if they ever start any shit wit' you. ESPECIALLY that RED Scout.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[Sadly, Margot is not unsettled. She's amused.]

Oh, I'll let you know. Definitely.

He already said he wouldn't fight me because I'm a girl. What a fucking coward. [amirite?]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah cuz BLU Scout wouldn't say the same thing or anything pfffft]


Ha! He knows he'd get his ass kicked, that's why!

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[Margot just wants to kick the ass of someone, don't rain on her parade, man.]

Hey. Did you mean what you said about the BLU uniform?

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

H-he's my father, Scout.

[[VERY UPSET BY THIS]]

SCOUT, THE TOWN MADE HIM MY FATHER.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.] You bet, kid! Tell ya what, I'll head inta the shop today an' see what I can find for ya.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

....Seriously?! Aw jeez man, I am so sorry ya gotta put up wit' that shit. Well don't hesitate to punch him in his stupid face when he gets on yer nerves. Or at least gimme a call an' I'LL do it.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

[adjhadh oh man. Margot can't keep the excitement out of her voice. She's always wanted to be a part of a team, have friends like this, but there were always so many things holding her back. Thanks, Mayfield.]

You mean it? You actually mean it?

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

I-I don't like to fight with people. Miss Alice and Miss Wriggle don't need a fight in their home, either. I'm also not allowed to hurt humans, but since I'm human, I don't know what to do.

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

...I like that color.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Don't let him push you around, Mass! If you do he'll just keep doin' it. You gotta stand up fer yerself! Show yer BLU pride, pal! Be a man!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

You wanna be associated with those RED douchebags? I think not, man! You're a cooler dude than that.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

You bet! Imma man 'a my word. I'll stop by yer place later wit' whatever I managed to drag up.

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

...My flag is red.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Thanks! If you ever need anything...

And thanksfortheflowers.

Scout. So wise.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

.... damn man. That sucks. You should think 'a changin' it.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

O-oh, right! Haha, hey, it was nothin'. Just didn't want any hard feelings wit' you & Tifa. Least you away without bein' droned, and she got over it pretty fast. Engie, though....

He's like a little Buddah with a baseball hat

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

Nei. I've had it since 1821.

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

...I-I'll try to stand up for myself, but I don't want to fight.

[[S-sob so sad.]]

I just hope Miss Alice and Miss Wriggle are okay.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Hmm. OK, so I guess you had it first, then. Then you should tell THEM they gotta pick another color! [He laughs.] Then they can be somethin' even worse, like yellow. That'd fit their cowardly asses pretty well.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Keep an' on 'em. He should know better than to mess wit' chicks like that.

Wait -- Wriggle? Is that even a chick's name?

[artwithknives.livejournal.com]

I wear blue all the time. Does that make me better or anything?

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

H-hey, Wriggle's really nice.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Not only is it a better color than BLU, it means yer definitely not one 'a them RED bastards!