6th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from REDs and Minatsuki. Hackable? Probably, if you cared enough.]

HEY PEOPLE OF THIS STUPID DUMBASS TOWN. I want you chucklenuts to know there's an imposter 'a me runnin' around this place. DO NOT BE ALARMED. There are several ways to tell the difference:

One - I'm better looking;
Two - I'm faster AND stronger;
Three - He's wears red, which is a terrible color;
Four - His name is Mark, feel free to use that an' not "Scout";
Five - He hangs around with those useless REDs.

See? Easy! If ya see him, feel free to, like, kick him 'n' stuff. LET HIM KNOWS WHO'S BOSS, MAYFIELD! Just say NO to the REDs!

Comments

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

I met him. He's a complete jackass. Are all of the REDs like that?

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

H-he's my father, Scout.

[[VERY UPSET BY THIS]]

SCOUT, THE TOWN MADE HIM MY FATHER.

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

...I like that color.

[artwithknives.livejournal.com]

I wear blue all the time. Does that make me better or anything?

[bloodon-myknife.livejournal.com]

Seems you're getting some of the town pretty riled up over this.

Can't say I blame you. I'm a tad worried another 'ot 'ead will end this little truce with the REDs. If they give you trouble, remember I 'ave your back.

hacked

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

I can't believe how immature you are.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

There is another version of you here?

[hoshitkiddyland.livejournal.com]

*That silence is the sound of Ellis not getting it*

...What in th'hell are ya on 'bout?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I ran into him before. Thought he was you at first-- 'til he nearly broke my nose, the berk...

[tubby-no-jutsu.livejournal.com]

Hey! You sound an awful lot like that other guy!

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

To be fair, he was here first.

[heartofheaven.livejournal.com]

There are... two Scouts?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

So, there is another you that's... not you.

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

No.