6th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from REDs and Minatsuki. Hackable? Probably, if you cared enough.]

HEY PEOPLE OF THIS STUPID DUMBASS TOWN. I want you chucklenuts to know there's an imposter 'a me runnin' around this place. DO NOT BE ALARMED. There are several ways to tell the difference:

One - I'm better looking;
Two - I'm faster AND stronger;
Three - He's wears red, which is a terrible color;
Four - His name is Mark, feel free to use that an' not "Scout";
Five - He hangs around with those useless REDs.

See? Easy! If ya see him, feel free to, like, kick him 'n' stuff. LET HIM KNOWS WHO'S BOSS, MAYFIELD! Just say NO to the REDs!

Comments

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

I met him. He's a complete jackass. Are all of the REDs like that?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

YES. Well mostly. We're supposed to be inna truce till we get outta here, but I ain't so sure about that no more. If my bat decides it wants to crack open some skulls, who am I to deny it?! That would just be cruel. [He chuckles. It's sort of unsettling.]

An' you let me know if they ever start any shit wit' you. ESPECIALLY that RED Scout.

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

H-he's my father, Scout.

[[VERY UPSET BY THIS]]

SCOUT, THE TOWN MADE HIM MY FATHER.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

....Seriously?! Aw jeez man, I am so sorry ya gotta put up wit' that shit. Well don't hesitate to punch him in his stupid face when he gets on yer nerves. Or at least gimme a call an' I'LL do it.

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

...I like that color.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

You wanna be associated with those RED douchebags? I think not, man! You're a cooler dude than that.

[artwithknives.livejournal.com]

I wear blue all the time. Does that make me better or anything?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Not only is it a better color than BLU, it means yer definitely not one 'a them RED bastards!

[bloodon-myknife.livejournal.com]

Seems you're getting some of the town pretty riled up over this.

Can't say I blame you. I'm a tad worried another 'ot 'ead will end this little truce with the REDs. If they give you trouble, remember I 'ave your back.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Hey, they should be aware 'a how much RED sucks, man. An' don't you think I won't bash in that RED's skull faster 'n he can blink if he starts anything I don't like.

hacked

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

I can't believe how immature you are.

oh you better believe it!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Oh goddamnit. Godamnit he never gets this filtered right!]

[There's an awesome awkward silence for a few seconds.]

...shit. Hey look, I don't want people thinkin' we're the same! An' he was startin' shit wit' me already so I don't wanna hear it!

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

There is another version of you here?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. He works fer RED. This is the first time I ever talked to him though, an' I gotta say, I'm not impressed.

[hoshitkiddyland.livejournal.com]

*That silence is the sound of Ellis not getting it*

...What in th'hell are ya on 'bout?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[It's great cuz he's already regretting opening his giant dumb mouth.]

...just look out fer a guy who looks like me but is wearin' RED. He ain't</> me.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I ran into him before. Thought he was you at first-- 'til he nearly broke my nose, the berk...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

What?! Did that asshole hit you?!

[tubby-no-jutsu.livejournal.com]

Hey! You sound an awful lot like that other guy!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Well I ain't that guy, that was the point I was tryin' ta make!!

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

To be fair, he was here first.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

....Yeah well, he got his ass droned fer months! Obviously he did somethin' to screw up bigtime.

[heartofheaven.livejournal.com]

There are... two Scouts?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

...yeah. But don't confuse him fer me!

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

So, there is another you that's... not you.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

....uh, kinda? The important part is to not think he's me. Cuz he ain't.

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

No.