23rd Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from drones]

Awright, chucklenuts, pay attention! Tha Major Gen'ral has put me in charge 'a whippin' tha kids in town inta lean, mean, fightin' machines. So if yer interested in learnin' how ta bust heads, shoot a gun an' all that kinda fun stuff, then come see me at 1451 Mitchell. I'll see what ya can do then we'll make a work out plan for ya. Gotta get in shape first, ya got that?



...Oh yeah. Can someone please explain ta me what the fuck happened ta Taiwan? Cuz I swear ta God, I think I need ta kick someone's ass over this but I ain't sure who. I think it's Japan? But ya've been a decent guy up until this point, so I don't wanna kick yer ass if I don't gotta. But, I want an explanation. From someone.

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yuck it up, helmet head! I don't see you carryin' yer weight 'round here!

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

I don't take orders from women, first of all, and second of all, you don't know the FIRST THING about training men into WARRIORS!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Dunno, we been doin' a pretty good job of it so far!

[BLU team already did a weekend camping trip awhile ago. Half the kids in town had BB rifles and hunting knives.]

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

And just what have you done, short pants? That plan to take down Grady was a complete and unmitigated disaster and don't you think for a goddamned MINUTE that was not your fault! If you can't handle a simple raid, what makes you think you can teach anyone else to do it?