23rd Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from drones]

Awright, chucklenuts, pay attention! Tha Major Gen'ral has put me in charge 'a whippin' tha kids in town inta lean, mean, fightin' machines. So if yer interested in learnin' how ta bust heads, shoot a gun an' all that kinda fun stuff, then come see me at 1451 Mitchell. I'll see what ya can do then we'll make a work out plan for ya. Gotta get in shape first, ya got that?



...Oh yeah. Can someone please explain ta me what the fuck happened ta Taiwan? Cuz I swear ta God, I think I need ta kick someone's ass over this but I ain't sure who. I think it's Japan? But ya've been a decent guy up until this point, so I don't wanna kick yer ass if I don't gotta. But, I want an explanation. From someone.

Comments

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

I think she's just been droned, like Nadia was. S'not anyone's fault...

And I'll be there, definitely.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but she was like, makin' some kinda declaration over the phone about Japan an' got droned WHILE she was still talkin'!

[couldbeeeepthem.livejournal.com]

She has been droned.

Unless you're speaking of the declaration she was making beforehand.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Both. They might be related since she got droned while still on tha phone.

[couldbeeeepthem.livejournal.com]

From what I could piece together, I have an unconfirmed theory.

Taiwan was in love with Japan, and Japan went out with her. Then, Vietnam, Taiwan's sister, and Japan got drunk one night. As they ere drunk, they got married. Japan felt he needed to take responsibility, first by telling everyone they were married - but not why or how - and then trying to kill himself. Taiwan believed that Japan had been using her, and that he and Vietnam secretly hated her and did this behind her back. Taiwan was trying to become an independent country in the declaration, I believe, no longer relying on Japan.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

What?

[best-papa-ever.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, what a chipper fella you are! Have any experience with throwing knives? I've been thinking that a few people should try a little knife combat, in case something happens at close range. Which... seems to happen fairly often.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Knives ain't really my thing, but it ain't a bad idea. His 'bout this - I see what the kids ' r interested in, an' what they're good at. If knives look like a good fit for 'em, I'll send 'em yer way. Interested in teachin' at all?

[best-papa-evar.livejournal.com]

I don't mind giving a few lessons! I'm not nearly as busy as I was back home. One of the perks of this fantastic town.

[BUUUURNING SARCASM.]

[pencilpremonition]

I'm already getting good with the rifle I got for my birthday! [Or at least she's not given up on practising with it yet, but for Becca that's something!]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Keep up tha good work. Ya should prob'ly stick ta gettin' pointers from Sniper fer that though.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

-All you hear on this end is hilaity-induced laughter.-

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yuck it up, helmet head! I don't see you carryin' yer weight 'round here!

[punkassed.livejournal.com]

... What's your name?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Who's askin'?

ATTICUS NEEDS TO BE A SNIPER TRAINED.

[foureyed-lawyer.livejournal.com]

Are you a soldier, or simply a gun loving sort of man?

AGREED x1000

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Mercenary, actually.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

[Guess who is already at your door within five minutes. Making the same exact face as the icon.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Raz, my man! Good ta finally see someone show up. Ready ta get movin'?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be trying to kill anyone~ We should be finding ways to overcome death~

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I ain't tryin' ta kill anyone 'cept those who killed us. If those hazmat guys who were in Westport show up here, 'r any other crazy shit like that, people 'round here ouughta know how ta protect themselves.

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

HEY!

You better not be thinking of getting started with these brats without me! No training regime's as awesome as the Prussian training regime! Can't be having you go soft on them just because they're kids!

And Japan's a coward. No point wasting energy on him.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Awright, I'm guessin' yer Prussia then. If ya really wanna help, I don't see a problem with it. Normally I ain't much fer kids but the ones in this town got their shit together.