23rd Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from drones]

Awright, chucklenuts, pay attention! Tha Major Gen'ral has put me in charge 'a whippin' tha kids in town inta lean, mean, fightin' machines. So if yer interested in learnin' how ta bust heads, shoot a gun an' all that kinda fun stuff, then come see me at 1451 Mitchell. I'll see what ya can do then we'll make a work out plan for ya. Gotta get in shape first, ya got that?



...Oh yeah. Can someone please explain ta me what the fuck happened ta Taiwan? Cuz I swear ta God, I think I need ta kick someone's ass over this but I ain't sure who. I think it's Japan? But ya've been a decent guy up until this point, so I don't wanna kick yer ass if I don't gotta. But, I want an explanation. From someone.

Comments

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be trying to kill anyone~ We should be finding ways to overcome death~

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I ain't tryin' ta kill anyone 'cept those who killed us. If those hazmat guys who were in Westport show up here, 'r any other crazy shit like that, people 'round here ouughta know how ta protect themselves.

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Well, if anyone needs medical attention, or if these "hazmat" people show up, please let me know.