23rd Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from drones]

Awright, chucklenuts, pay attention! Tha Major Gen'ral has put me in charge 'a whippin' tha kids in town inta lean, mean, fightin' machines. So if yer interested in learnin' how ta bust heads, shoot a gun an' all that kinda fun stuff, then come see me at 1451 Mitchell. I'll see what ya can do then we'll make a work out plan for ya. Gotta get in shape first, ya got that?



...Oh yeah. Can someone please explain ta me what the fuck happened ta Taiwan? Cuz I swear ta God, I think I need ta kick someone's ass over this but I ain't sure who. I think it's Japan? But ya've been a decent guy up until this point, so I don't wanna kick yer ass if I don't gotta. But, I want an explanation. From someone.

Comments

[punkassed.livejournal.com]

No. Prussia? The hell?

I don't fucking know why. She just said I should call you. 'Cos we'd "get along".

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Uh, okay. Whatever. Why, ya workin' wit' her too 'r somethin'?

[punkassed.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. I said I was down with the whole "getting the fuck out of here" thing, so.

What, you don't get calls like this often?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Ah right. Yeah, well, me too pally.

Well I guess I'm just gettin' famous 'round here. Ya need help with trainin' 'r what?

[punkassed.livejournal.com]

... Okay.

Well, uh. Fuck. [KINDA EMBARRASSED BUT WHATEVER]

I've never shot a gun or anything--

I mean, if shit gets THAT serious around here...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[WTF what is with all these not cute girls asking for help? Argh.]

Well, I mean I guess I can show ya how ta handle a pistol 'r whatever. Considerin' what happened over in Westport, it's better ta have more people who can defend themselves than not. Less guys' asses I gotta save, the better!

[punkassed.livejournal.com]

What's Westport.