23rd Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from drones]

Awright, chucklenuts, pay attention! Tha Major Gen'ral has put me in charge 'a whippin' tha kids in town inta lean, mean, fightin' machines. So if yer interested in learnin' how ta bust heads, shoot a gun an' all that kinda fun stuff, then come see me at 1451 Mitchell. I'll see what ya can do then we'll make a work out plan for ya. Gotta get in shape first, ya got that?



...Oh yeah. Can someone please explain ta me what the fuck happened ta Taiwan? Cuz I swear ta God, I think I need ta kick someone's ass over this but I ain't sure who. I think it's Japan? But ya've been a decent guy up until this point, so I don't wanna kick yer ass if I don't gotta. But, I want an explanation. From someone.

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[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

HEY!

You better not be thinking of getting started with these brats without me! No training regime's as awesome as the Prussian training regime! Can't be having you go soft on them just because they're kids!

And Japan's a coward. No point wasting energy on him.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Awright, I'm guessin' yer Prussia then. If ya really wanna help, I don't see a problem with it. Normally I ain't much fer kids but the ones in this town got their shit together.

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Ha, you've heard of the awesome me, huh? And I hope they've got their shit together, I've got no interest in teaching weaklings. Anyone who signs up for my training better be prepared to work his ass off.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Well, I heard yer a guy who loves fightin', nothin' 'bout how awesome ya may 'r may not be. Yer gonna have ta prove that. But hey, ya had a duel with tha Major Gen'ral, right? Did ya win?

Honestly? I never bothered much with tha kids in town, but after the whole Westport thing, they showed me they can handle themselves pretty good. So this may not be an entire waste 'a time. Whattaya say, we gather 'em in tha park sometime soon an' see what they're made of?

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

I'm incredibly awesome - I can prove it any time you want. And yeah, me and Armstrong went a round. Gotta say, that woman fights like one of mine. As for who won, I got a sword out of it, didn't I? [IT WAS A DRAW, ACTUALLY.] And who are you? Can't have you training up the kids here if you're a weakling yourself.

Park's a bit too out in the open - drones could walk in any time and see what we're up to. I've got another idea, though - you going to that barbecue Armstrong's setting up?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she mentioned that on the phone. Damn, good on you, man! I'm Scout. Mercenary fer BLU team. I kmow what I'm doin'!

Shit yeah I'll be there! I'm tha one that practically talked her inta it!