2nd Inning

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HELLOOOO SINGLE LADIES OF MAYFIELD! This is Scout here, an' it seems that due to powers beyond my control I may be stuck in this freaksburg for a li'l longer than I wanted. But it just so happens that yours truly has plenty of candy for all of you beautiful girls out there. And don't worry, there's plenty 'a me to go around too! We may be stuck in this weirdo town but that don't mean we can't have a LITTLE bit 'a fun, am I right? So make sure you stop over at 1451 Mitchell Road an' introduce yaself, OK? I'll be waitin' for ya!

_{An' here I was worried things were gonna get all crazy today.... Lessee... looks like I got plenty 'a chocolate and... ooh those li'l heart thingies. The best ones 'a these are always the blue ones...}[crunchcrunch! The phone hangs up after that.]

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[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Welp, that's his clue! Pyro stands up, looking like he's about to burst out laughing*

I'm leaving. Don't kill me for your stupidity, kid.

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What?! Did you know this stuff was... fucked up?!

[OK, the time for the candy to go in the trash... actually make that out the window. Damn but is he embarrassed.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

No, not exactly, but I don't usually eat things that just appear because of shit like that.

*And he's going for the door. Watching Scout squirm is so entertaining!*

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but I though Ai-- I mean they were just candies-- And I almost -- And I was thinkin' about-- AAAUGH I HATE THIS TOWN!! [More candy is thrown out the window]

[OH SO MUCH SQUIRMING. This will continue as you leave but not before a few candy hearts are thrown at you.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

You'll learn to hate it way more!

*Pyro can't help it and bursts out laughing as he runs out the door*