2nd Inning

[freakinblur]

HELLOOOO SINGLE LADIES OF MAYFIELD! This is Scout here, an' it seems that due to powers beyond my control I may be stuck in this freaksburg for a li'l longer than I wanted. But it just so happens that yours truly has plenty of candy for all of you beautiful girls out there. And don't worry, there's plenty 'a me to go around too! We may be stuck in this weirdo town but that don't mean we can't have a LITTLE bit 'a fun, am I right? So make sure you stop over at 1451 Mitchell Road an' introduce yaself, OK? I'll be waitin' for ya!

_{An' here I was worried things were gonna get all crazy today.... Lessee... looks like I got plenty 'a chocolate and... ooh those li'l heart thingies. The best ones 'a these are always the blue ones...}[crunchcrunch! The phone hangs up after that.]

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[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[Minatsuki goes over to Scout's place to 'introduce herself'

...with a bat. RED taught her.] As if I'd ever want candy from you!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Aw geez, not THIS again. Look lady, I TOLD you that I dunno what is goin' on between you 'n' me! So either we can have it out right here [picks up the bat he purchased at his job], or, ya know, ya can have some freakin' candy and RELAX, OK?

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[She scowls hatefully, but mostly she's just confused. She really doesn't know how to feel about BLU Scout- he seems exactly like the person she knew, but he isn't...]

D-damn it-- can't I hit you just once?!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He raises an eyebrow and gives Minatsuki a once-over. She looks pretty harmless, and he's taken hits a hundred times stronger than any tiny teenage girl can dish out. He drops his bat in front of him.]

Will that make ya feel better? Will that get ya off my case already?

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[She looks down at it, and narrows her eyes. She loathes fighting someone who won't fight back.]

Nnn... I don't know what to say...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[It's take him a lot to fight a girl. If it were anyone else, he;d be ready to go.] I wish I knew what ta tell ya.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Tell me to go choke on some candy and die and I can tell you the same!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[OK WAT. He gives her a look that pretty much says "I give up."] OK, FINE! I give up trying to be reasonable wit' you.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...

Wonderful.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on! It's Valentine's Day. We could probably get alone for at least ONE day, right? [This... actually sounds sincere. Take that as you will!]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Pyro actually sounds kind of bitter*

You're making sense.

Stop that.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Aw come ooooone. We got the rest of our lives to beat the crap outta each other. Relax! CANDY! [shakes box of conversation hearts at you]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...Did you get the candy from the town? Because I'm not going to eat it if you did.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Huh? I dunno. It was in the house this mornin' when I woke up. [crunchcrunchcrunch] I thought maybe Ai brought it in or somethin'.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...This is going to end well, I can tell already.

[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

Why can Ah already tell that this isn't goin' ta end well. [[The typical sigh.]]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Whattaya mean? I woke up, an' there was alla dis candy in the house, so I figured I should at least share, right?

[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

Seein' as you don' know where it came from? Prob'ly not such a good idea.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Huh? It was in tha house this morning. I kinda assumed Ai brought it in.

[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

Assumin' in this town ain't anythin' good.

[[okay now he's curious.]] ...what kind a' candy is it, anyway?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

What, will they poison the candy too? Like the milk? [looks at the box of candy in his hand and frowns] Well I've been eatin' 'em and I ain't dead yet. They're those conversation hearts, see? [Shows Engie the box]

[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

Don't give 'em any ideas. [[He chuckles.]]

Ah haven't heard anythin' about those yet, so maybe they're just normal candy.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

What in GOD'S GREAT NAME are you DOING, city boy?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Scout's currently under the influence of 2 candy hearts, run awayyy]

Whattaya mean, "what"? It's Valentine's Day and I got all this candy. Have some!

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Real men don't gobble down sweets.