2nd Inning

[freakinblur]

HELLOOOO SINGLE LADIES OF MAYFIELD! This is Scout here, an' it seems that due to powers beyond my control I may be stuck in this freaksburg for a li'l longer than I wanted. But it just so happens that yours truly has plenty of candy for all of you beautiful girls out there. And don't worry, there's plenty 'a me to go around too! We may be stuck in this weirdo town but that don't mean we can't have a LITTLE bit 'a fun, am I right? So make sure you stop over at 1451 Mitchell Road an' introduce yaself, OK? I'll be waitin' for ya!

_{An' here I was worried things were gonna get all crazy today.... Lessee... looks like I got plenty 'a chocolate and... ooh those li'l heart thingies. The best ones 'a these are always the blue ones...}[crunchcrunch! The phone hangs up after that.]

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

.... WHAT. That's it?! You were ready ta choke me over... this? [Cautiously takes the bag. Good lord is the poor boy confused.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Y-you're an idiot... and you're BLU... but it doesn't mean I have to want to kill you.

...

I thought about it, though.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kinda got that idea. Uh...

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Yeah, I kinda got that idea. Uh... <picks up the dropped chocolates he offered earlier]</i>...here.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[takes them]

Uh... the RED team. Are they threatening you? Mostly Pyro and Soldier, I guess...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Just they're usual jack-ass selves, that's all. Nothin' I can't handle. Why? [suspicious look]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Pyro... he's a good person at the core, but he's really crazy. He won't hesitate to torch you.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh don't I know that. Don't think I haven't met the business end a' that flamethrower before. [shudder] But don't think that doesn't mean I won't hesitate to fight back if he starts somethin'.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Can't you all... try to get along here?

We're all stuck in the same shitty situation, after all.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

... yeah, I know. But if they start somethin' first, don't blame me, OK??

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

So, what you were saying about gettin' along - can WE do that, or are we gonna havta get baseball bats involved again? [offers hand for friendly shake maybe?]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[nearly yanks his wrist off]

Sure we can.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Grimace] Great.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Now what.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

You take your candy an' go home an' be happy wit' it. I will go inside an' attempt ta do tha same. Deal?

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Fine. Catch you later.