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[Scout's spent too long cooped up or being hunted down by hazmats recently. Now it was finally Halloween, and it was time for fun!

So he's out roaming the neighborhood trying to jump put and scare kids. He's surprisingly good at it. Better look out, as he's about to get you! His Halloween costume, by the way, is the Milkman. The drones don't get it, but he's certainly thinks it's pretty damned appropriate.

He'll be trolling for candy too. No, he doesn't care that he's 21 years old. You're never too old for candy, right? Oh yeah, he just TPed that tree in your yard too. Or covered your car in shaving cream. Any number of juvenile pranks are coming at you!

Also, there will be a ring on Taiwan's doorbell. A package of Halloween cookies will be left there, with a note attached saying they're to her, from Scout. He promised her something nice for her birthday, but Mayfield sort of stomped all over any chance for fun last week.

Happy Halloween, Mayfield!]

Date: 2010-11-01 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
Maybe. It would be helpful, I think. But, for now I suppose it -is- best not to worry about it and enjoy Halloween if possible.

Date: 2010-11-01 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Yeah! Least they let us have this holiday. I'm sure tha next one'll be like... zombie turkeys 'r some shit. Ya never know what they'll pull next.

Date: 2010-11-01 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
[Seii blinks, before he actually starts laughing]

Why do turkeys? Wouldn't chickens be better? Then we can all have the brilliant pun about running around with their heads cut off.

Date: 2010-11-01 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
[he laughs too.] I never heard 'a Thanksgiving chickens, pally, but yer right, that would kinda make sense! An' here it's already Halloween. They already missed their best chance fer somethin' like that!

Date: 2010-11-01 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
I suppose they just aren't very creative then. They're merely following the guidelines of the time period, in so many ways; nuclear war, strange men in suits. No creativity.

Date: 2010-11-01 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Yeah, they really like stickin' to tha Andy-Griffith-meets-the-Twilight-Zone kind of vibe, don't they? So maybe we'll be in fer some radioactive turkeys instead.

[Not that Scout comes from too far off of this time period as it is.]

Date: 2010-11-01 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
[Seii chuckles, then smirks slightly]

Oh, that gave me a brilliant idea... My "daughter" will so love it.

[Obviously she won't, but hey, it isn't as if Seii cares. He likes Taiga, but figures it he can get her first, all the better.]

Date: 2010-11-01 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
"Radioactive" turkey. Or, in other words, dye it green.

Date: 2010-11-01 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Heh. I like tha way ya think, pally. This town needs more pranks!

Date: 2010-11-01 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
[Seii chuckles]

Oh, usually I'm very well-behaved. Just my "daughter" seems to think that she can shove me around by pulling things. I just give her fair play.

Date: 2010-11-02 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Sounds like a plan ta me. Man, I lucked out. My family here's pretty awesome!

Date: 2010-11-02 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
[Seii shrugs]

I'll just use it as a test for my job.

Date: 2010-11-02 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Yer job? What they got ya doin' here? Oh hey, don't think I ever got yer name either, man. I'm Scout.

Date: 2010-11-02 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
I'm a teacher here, and back at home.

Seiichirou, or Seii for short. Nice to meet you, Scout.

Date: 2010-11-02 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Ah yeah? I got stuck as an office worker! How lame is that. least ya got somethin' yer good at, right?

Date: 2010-11-02 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
[Seii chuckles]

What do you usually do then, Scout?

Date: 2010-11-02 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
I'm a mercenary. [Said like it ain't no thing.] So ya can see why I get kinda bored 'round here.

Date: 2010-11-02 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
I suppose. Do you mostly fight, or are you like your namesake, and scout things out?

Date: 2010-11-02 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Little 'a both. Killin' guys, stealin' intel, pushin' carts, capturin' points... I do a little bit 'a everythin'.

Date: 2010-11-02 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
Then I guess this would be dull here.

[He pauses for a while, seeming to think]

Why not set up a treasure hunt or something?

Date: 2010-11-02 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Treasure hunt? Huh. Never thought 'a that! Not that there'd be much interestin' "treasure" here in town....

Date: 2010-11-02 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
Would have to make something up that might interest people then I suppose. At least it would be something to do though. Other than toilet paper and shaving cream I mean.

Date: 2010-11-02 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com
Hey, Halloween is only once a year! Gotta get this stuff in while I can.

[He tosses his roll of TP across the street into the neighbor's tree.]

Date: 2010-11-02 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedteach.livejournal.com
Got a good arm there.

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