37th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Scout's spent too long cooped up or being hunted down by hazmats recently. Now it was finally Halloween, and it was time for fun!

So he's out roaming the neighborhood trying to jump put and scare kids. He's surprisingly good at it. Better look out, as he's about to get you! His Halloween costume, by the way, is the Milkman. The drones don't get it, but he's certainly thinks it's pretty damned appropriate.

He'll be trolling for candy too. No, he doesn't care that he's 21 years old. You're never too old for candy, right? Oh yeah, he just TPed that tree in your yard too. Or covered your car in shaving cream. Any number of juvenile pranks are coming at you!

Also, there will be a ring on Taiwan's doorbell. A package of Halloween cookies will be left there, with a note attached saying they're to her, from Scout. He promised her something nice for her birthday, but Mayfield sort of stomped all over any chance for fun last week.

Happy Halloween, Mayfield!]

Comments

[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

[She sees you TPing her tree. And she comes outside. A gun behind her back.]

Hello! What can I do for you?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh hey! 'Sup. [A smirk and a wave. And he continues about his TPing.] Just, ya know, Halloween stuff.

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

[Too bad Seii is already outside when he shows up, working on those papers and handing out candy. He's got good judgment on people, and it doesn't help that Scout is probably carrying either TP or shaving cream.]

If you're here to cause trouble, please turn back around. Besides, I already let a little girl handle the trees.

[With this, he indicates where Cirno has already TPed the trees]

[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

[She keeps smiling.]

How exciting. But tell me - do you plan to clean up after yourself?

[radiant-will.livejournal.com]

[If he chooses to scare Kallen, her immediate reaction will be to try and punch him in the face.

Not a sissy punch, either. Hard and fast.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[In retrospect, jumping out and scaring people who just got done being harrassed and murdered for a week isn't a good idea. But Scout doesn't think like that.

He jumps out and is about to yell something, when you haul off and hit him in the jaw. Ouch.]

H-Holy crap! Geez! Relax, would ya?!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs.] Don't gotta! The town usually takes care 'a stuff like this overnight. Otherwise, I'd be sneakier about it, ya know?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Looks at the tree and shrugs.]

Damn, someone's got way ahead 'a me! That's good though. Otherwise I'd be disappointed with tha kids in this town.

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

[Seii chuckles]

She kindly avoided the roof since it's too hard for me to get up there. Though I do wonder, you seem to be carrying more than toilet paper; what exactly are you up to?

[evers-hacker.livejournal.com]

[April is wearing this (http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-b29facbf5d21801d55f91c0e7a9aa7aa.jpg) lovely outfit for Halloween (although a bit less racier. A bit) and is watching Scout TP her front yards tree with a look of amusement and confusion.]

What're you doing?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He shakes up the shaving cream can and sprays it at nothing in particular, just to demonstrate.]

Ah, ya know, just havin' some fun! Doesn't seem like anyone's havin' any parties 'r anythin'. Guess that's all thanks ta all the crap that just went on. Gotta celebrate Halloween anyway, if ya ask me!

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

[Seii smiles, and shakes his head]

I'm starting to notice something that many of the people here have in common; we're hard to put down.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

April! Ah, ya know, Halloween stuff. Gotta have some fun. Whoa, hey, nice costume! [So easily distracted.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Pally, I been here way too long an' gone through a whole lot worse than that. They gotta work a lot harder if they're gonna keep me down!

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

Really? Could you tell me what else they've done?

[He settles the papers down quietly, moving the bowl of candy on top of them so there's no issues of them blowing away.]

Until all that happened, I was sort of pretending this was just some weird dream or something. But now I'm a slight bit worried.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He frowns a little, but turns to throw some TP anyway while he talks. He's trying to put that stuff out of mind for the moment.]

Well, I was here for Westport, an' the Commie town... they've done some other stuff too, but those were the worst. Somma the stuff they do is just kinda...weird. Like Vaentine's Day. 'R April Fool's.

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

[Seii watches, and nods a bit.]

Perhaps this is not a good time to ask...

[He draws a piece of candy out, calling out to Scout to catch before tossing it with good aim towards him.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He catches it of course!] Thanks, pally. Naw, it's okay. I mean, this stuff ain't gonna stop till we find a way outta here. An' a lotta what just happened here was kinda like what Westport was like.


I should prob'ly make a call 'r somethin', since a lotta people here weren't around when Wesport opened up.

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

Maybe. It would be helpful, I think. But, for now I suppose it -is- best not to worry about it and enjoy Halloween if possible.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Least they let us have this holiday. I'm sure tha next one'll be like... zombie turkeys 'r some shit. Ya never know what they'll pull next.

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

[Seii blinks, before he actually starts laughing]

Why do turkeys? Wouldn't chickens be better? Then we can all have the brilliant pun about running around with their heads cut off.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[he laughs too.] I never heard 'a Thanksgiving chickens, pally, but yer right, that would kinda make sense! An' here it's already Halloween. They already missed their best chance fer somethin' like that!

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

I suppose they just aren't very creative then. They're merely following the guidelines of the time period, in so many ways; nuclear war, strange men in suits. No creativity.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they really like stickin' to tha Andy-Griffith-meets-the-Twilight-Zone kind of vibe, don't they? So maybe we'll be in fer some radioactive turkeys instead.

[Not that Scout comes from too far off of this time period as it is.]

[oneeyedteach.livejournal.com]

[Seii chuckles, then smirks slightly]

Oh, that gave me a brilliant idea... My "daughter" will so love it.

[Obviously she won't, but hey, it isn't as if Seii cares. He likes Taiga, but figures it he can get her first, all the better.]