6th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from REDs and Minatsuki. Hackable? Probably, if you cared enough.]

HEY PEOPLE OF THIS STUPID DUMBASS TOWN. I want you chucklenuts to know there's an imposter 'a me runnin' around this place. DO NOT BE ALARMED. There are several ways to tell the difference:

One - I'm better looking;
Two - I'm faster AND stronger;
Three - He's wears red, which is a terrible color;
Four - His name is Mark, feel free to use that an' not "Scout";
Five - He hangs around with those useless REDs.

See? Easy! If ya see him, feel free to, like, kick him 'n' stuff. LET HIM KNOWS WHO'S BOSS, MAYFIELD! Just say NO to the REDs!

Comments

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[deflowers.livejournal.com]

I can't believe how immature you are.

oh you better believe it!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Oh goddamnit. Godamnit he never gets this filtered right!]

[There's an awesome awkward silence for a few seconds.]

...shit. Hey look, I don't want people thinkin' we're the same! An' he was startin' shit wit' me already so I don't wanna hear it!

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[What do you expect, you're from the 50s/60s and she's from 2033. SHE'S A BIT BETTER AT THIS THING.]

So grow a dick and take it up with him. Shit-slinging tactics like this are Spy's thing.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, tech savvy he is not!]

Oh, trust me, any problems I got wit' him I will be more than glad to handle.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

And now yer a goddamn hypocrite, saying shit like you're gonna get along with the REDs and then doing this?

Haaah, maybe you should add point number six to your list- his girlfriend can kick some BLU Scout ass.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

...The only one I heard anythin' about gettin' along from was Demo! Talkin' to yer boyfriend last night didn't make it sound like he planned on playin' nice fer long!



[Haaaaah he's kinda figuring how he's screwed up big time here. It's kind of amazing.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

'Be the bigger man', ever heard of that?

[OH BOY]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[OH DAMN YOUR LOGIC. And your possible double-entendre insult. This IS Minatsuki.

And as much as he wants to keep up the whole "BUT HE STARTED IT" nonsense, instead you get a couple of frustrated noises and then the phone being hung up.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[She giggles wildly before hanging up herself.]