2nd Inning

[freakinblur]

HELLOOOO SINGLE LADIES OF MAYFIELD! This is Scout here, an' it seems that due to powers beyond my control I may be stuck in this freaksburg for a li'l longer than I wanted. But it just so happens that yours truly has plenty of candy for all of you beautiful girls out there. And don't worry, there's plenty 'a me to go around too! We may be stuck in this weirdo town but that don't mean we can't have a LITTLE bit 'a fun, am I right? So make sure you stop over at 1451 Mitchell Road an' introduce yaself, OK? I'll be waitin' for ya!

_{An' here I was worried things were gonna get all crazy today.... Lessee... looks like I got plenty 'a chocolate and... ooh those li'l heart thingies. The best ones 'a these are always the blue ones...}[crunchcrunch! The phone hangs up after that.]

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[deflowers.livejournal.com]

F...fine! We'll exchange the stupid candies!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[FACEPALM] I think we've gone beyond tha point 'a that, sister!

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Then whaddya want from me?!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Peeking out from the bottom of the window at this point] Jesus. Awright, fine, have some candy! I just wanted to have a good Valentine's is all, I guess. [hands you a box of chocolate from the window.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[Seeing this opportunity, she hooks her arms around his neck and tries to yank him out of the window.]

[[OOCly I just about died laughing at that. Fr srs.]]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

HOLY---gack! HOLY CRAP LADY WHAT DO YA WANT FROM ME?! [He attempts to squirm out of her grip. Sheesh, she is stronger than she looks!]

[LMAO the mental image is so messed up ahahah]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[YANK YANK as she tried to pull him out] I want you down here, not hiding, you pussy!

Re: [LMAO the mental image is so messed up ahahah]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[WELL OK FINE THEN. He lets himself be pulled out of the window, but is quickly is on his feet, posed sort of defensively. He has no idea what she could do next.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[She shoves a small bag of chocolate at him. It has a blue ribbon.]

Here.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

.... WHAT. That's it?! You were ready ta choke me over... this? [Cautiously takes the bag. Good lord is the poor boy confused.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Y-you're an idiot... and you're BLU... but it doesn't mean I have to want to kill you.

...

I thought about it, though.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kinda got that idea. Uh...

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Yeah, I kinda got that idea. Uh... <picks up the dropped chocolates he offered earlier]</i>...here.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[takes them]

Uh... the RED team. Are they threatening you? Mostly Pyro and Soldier, I guess...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Just they're usual jack-ass selves, that's all. Nothin' I can't handle. Why? [suspicious look]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Pyro... he's a good person at the core, but he's really crazy. He won't hesitate to torch you.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh don't I know that. Don't think I haven't met the business end a' that flamethrower before. [shudder] But don't think that doesn't mean I won't hesitate to fight back if he starts somethin'.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Can't you all... try to get along here?

We're all stuck in the same shitty situation, after all.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

... yeah, I know. But if they start somethin' first, don't blame me, OK??

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

So, what you were saying about gettin' along - can WE do that, or are we gonna havta get baseball bats involved again? [offers hand for friendly shake maybe?]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[nearly yanks his wrist off]

Sure we can.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Grimace] Great.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Now what.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

You take your candy an' go home an' be happy wit' it. I will go inside an' attempt ta do tha same. Deal?

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Fine. Catch you later.