2nd Inning

[freakinblur]

HELLOOOO SINGLE LADIES OF MAYFIELD! This is Scout here, an' it seems that due to powers beyond my control I may be stuck in this freaksburg for a li'l longer than I wanted. But it just so happens that yours truly has plenty of candy for all of you beautiful girls out there. And don't worry, there's plenty 'a me to go around too! We may be stuck in this weirdo town but that don't mean we can't have a LITTLE bit 'a fun, am I right? So make sure you stop over at 1451 Mitchell Road an' introduce yaself, OK? I'll be waitin' for ya!

_{An' here I was worried things were gonna get all crazy today.... Lessee... looks like I got plenty 'a chocolate and... ooh those li'l heart thingies. The best ones 'a these are always the blue ones...}[crunchcrunch! The phone hangs up after that.]

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[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[He raises an eyebrow and gives Minatsuki a once-over. She looks pretty harmless, and he's taken hits a hundred times stronger than any tiny teenage girl can dish out. He drops his bat in front of him.]

Will that make ya feel better? Will that get ya off my case already?

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[She looks down at it, and narrows her eyes. She loathes fighting someone who won't fight back.]

Nnn... I don't know what to say...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[It's take him a lot to fight a girl. If it were anyone else, he;d be ready to go.] I wish I knew what ta tell ya.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Tell me to go choke on some candy and die and I can tell you the same!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[OK WAT. He gives her a look that pretty much says "I give up."] OK, FINE! I give up trying to be reasonable wit' you.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

G-good. [is a pretty unreasonable girl]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Door is slammed as he retreats inside! Great only 1 girl responds to his request all day AND ITS THE WEIRDO ONE FFFF]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

H-hey!

[THAT ISN'T COOL so she starts pounding on the window]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[from inside] Look, unless you start actin' more... reasonable, I ain't talkin' to you!

[He wanted to say "normal" there, but that's a word he refuses to use to describe anything in this place!]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

F...fine! We'll exchange the stupid candies!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[FACEPALM] I think we've gone beyond tha point 'a that, sister!

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Then whaddya want from me?!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Peeking out from the bottom of the window at this point] Jesus. Awright, fine, have some candy! I just wanted to have a good Valentine's is all, I guess. [hands you a box of chocolate from the window.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[Seeing this opportunity, she hooks her arms around his neck and tries to yank him out of the window.]

[[OOCly I just about died laughing at that. Fr srs.]]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

HOLY---gack! HOLY CRAP LADY WHAT DO YA WANT FROM ME?! [He attempts to squirm out of her grip. Sheesh, she is stronger than she looks!]

[LMAO the mental image is so messed up ahahah]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[YANK YANK as she tried to pull him out] I want you down here, not hiding, you pussy!

Re: [LMAO the mental image is so messed up ahahah]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[WELL OK FINE THEN. He lets himself be pulled out of the window, but is quickly is on his feet, posed sort of defensively. He has no idea what she could do next.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[She shoves a small bag of chocolate at him. It has a blue ribbon.]

Here.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

.... WHAT. That's it?! You were ready ta choke me over... this? [Cautiously takes the bag. Good lord is the poor boy confused.]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Y-you're an idiot... and you're BLU... but it doesn't mean I have to want to kill you.

...

I thought about it, though.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kinda got that idea. Uh...

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Yeah, I kinda got that idea. Uh... <picks up the dropped chocolates he offered earlier]</i>...here.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

[takes them]

Uh... the RED team. Are they threatening you? Mostly Pyro and Soldier, I guess...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Just they're usual jack-ass selves, that's all. Nothin' I can't handle. Why? [suspicious look]

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Pyro... he's a good person at the core, but he's really crazy. He won't hesitate to torch you.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh don't I know that. Don't think I haven't met the business end a' that flamethrower before. [shudder] But don't think that doesn't mean I won't hesitate to fight back if he starts somethin'.